before i become a cadaver
ah the wonders of technology and spreadsheets. too bad life is much better when you spend it online instead of making charts on things you do everyday.
here is a list of things to do before i die die die
- go to a beach in a bikini
- kill thighlady
- win 10 000 000 dollars and spend it on toothpaste
- go to a tanabata, whatever that is
- witness the wedding of gabe and corinne, jamir armo ella steve-o and miggy and mae
- world peace
- pero before world peace comes world domination
- learn how to fly using pixie dust or tinkerbell dust
- go to the himalayas
- save the cows
- meet eddie maintenance
- ask grimace wtf he is, if he's ube ketchup or bulok na gravee
- turn lead into diamond.*
- use all of the scrabble blocks in the world to create a mural forming the word 'tadhana'
- use inferential reasoning to prove that balagtas is a faggot
*i have proven that no matter how much effort you put in writing, lead will not turn into diamond. whoever said that had adhd or some weird problem with mongol pencils. what a freak, wasting the dreams of a girl.
whoever said that love makes the world go round has a distorted brain. inertia makes the world go round. inertia makes things fall. love makes you fall. analogy. illogical logic. i mean, crap. he has a point..and it's annoying.
so i'll just go and play some hangaroo or something like my seatmates are doing. karmi still absent. sad. hope she comes back soon.
i'll just go dream of stars.
quote of the day: "our teacher's face is beyond reason."
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score |
---|---|
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | High |
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very High |
Level 2 (Lustful) | Very Low |
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very Low |
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Low |
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante's" Divine Comedy Inferno Test
see? i'm a good person. :D
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