the adventures of me while walking home

while walking home from school especially after the rain, i have learned a lot of things. today, for example

1. never walk behind inconsiderate people who have umbrellas and then walk really slowly in the middle of the road so you get soaked
2. never walk in front of people shorter than you with umbrellas. they will hit you in the head in the most unhumanly way possible with the umbrella spikes
3. never walk in between people in situations 1 and two because it will be too hard to get away or overtake them
4. when you ring the doorbell and no one will answer on the 20th second, ring the bell as hard as possible to annoy the people at home. they will get mad but you will be spared from colds
5. keep your planner inside your bag or else it will get soaked and will undesirably tear away from its spiral

okay so thats all folks kthxbai